Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Tandem Bike

If a tandem bicycle is the perfect metaphor for marriage, then the bike pictured below is a fairly good representation of mine and Doolittle's failed union. 
I wish you could see it better 
but I almost rear-ended the SportsMaster just trying to get close enough for a picture with my crappy little phone.

Here it is bigger and less clear. 

Note: the front seat is wide, duct taped together and leaning at a dangerous angle. I'll bet the right hand brake doesn't work due to overuse.

The back seat is narrow and way low so anyone sitting in that position could not see past the big dumbass directly in front of them. If we had a cleaner picture, we'd probably see the bike's been rigged in some fashion to require the backseat to do most of the pedaling.

I just did a 3-second Google research and discovered I'm not the only one who made this tandem bike/marriage parallel.

"It won't be a stylish marriage",

1 comment:

Lori Lea said...

That one doesn't look as though it has the handle bars to hold on to for the back seat driver - I'd have to call foul on that. Then again, I don't know that I'd let anyone else drive!

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