My skin tone changed.
There. I said it. (Which means it's no longer taboo so we can talk about it.) To even out my odd coloring, I bought some fantastic new make-up I saw on TV. The women who use it look like they are having a blast! I, however, am not yet feeling the fun.
It could be that I applied it wrong. Or it could be I need to:
a) go back to the store for a darker shade
b) enroll in mime college