Cyclops

How creepy is this?

I put myself in some peril capturing this shot. Usually when I photograph someone unawares, I pretend I'm texting. To make the sham even more realistic I generally mouth nonsense so it looks like I'm reading something on my phone. But this eyeball was a tricky shot since it was at eye level (and staring at me). I ended up mumbling aloud that I didn't have a very good signal so his baby mama wouldn't get all up in my grill.


Blink,
Corky

Pink Camo

Finally!

A gun sleeve for hunters who only shoot does.

Run Bambi's mom!

Corky

Second Opinion

For the past few days, my elbow has been tender when I put weight on it. So I ask my kid, 'hey, does my elbow looked bruised?' After a glance, he responds 'I don't think so.'

I may need a second opinion.

Ouch!

Corky

Tortilla Art

Do you remember that time someone paid a lot of money for a tortilla where Jesus' image had mystically appeared? Or was it a grilled cheese?


It was a while ago.


Well, ka-ching! Look at the awesome discovery I made at lunch.

Now I just have to figure out how to sell things on eBay.


Woohoo!
Corky

Change

My skin tone changed.


There. I said it. (Which means it's no longer taboo so we can talk about it.) To even out my odd coloring, I bought some fantastic new make-up I saw on TV. The women who use it look like they are having a blast! I, however, am not yet feeling the fun.


It could be that I applied it wrong. Or it could be I need to:


a) go back to the store for a darker shade


or


b) enroll in mime college


Rrrrrr,
Corky